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Bar Wallet 

When you leave for the bar with 4 $20 bills and return home with 12 singles.
I woke up still wasted from the night before only to find that I had a goddamn bar wallet, so we immediately went to the strip club to remedy the problem.
Bar Wallet by J_Dubbs September 2, 2006
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Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
Jailhouse Wallet by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

back walled 

When something inserted into a girl's vagina (usually a penis) hits the "back wall" and can't be pushed in any further.
Johnny said he had a big dick but his chick said she didn't feel back walled.
back walled by N8 is Gr8 August 1, 2012

wallet humper 

Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.
A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.
wallet humper by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003

The one-walled paint job 

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.
"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

george costanza's wallet 

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.
Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!