wake and bate 

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.

Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.

wake and bate by brownmatthew November 9, 2009

two days and a wake up 

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

two days and a wake up by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016

waze train 

When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.

I've been the third car in this Waze train since La Brea.

waze train by People Paula March 4, 2017

Wake Surfing 

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

Wake Surfing by Captain Toady June 28, 2007

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Wake-and-Bake 

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

Wake-and-Bake by Faulkling September 8, 2008

wazze 

wä(wasp)zzé(e in hey)- Wazze means amazing, incredible, or lit. The word is versatile where it can be used in the middle or end of a sentence.

1) The acting in that movie last night was wazze good.

2) The Ferrari over there is straight wazze

wazze by Wazze_apparel May 26, 2021