two days and a wake up

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016

Wael

A boy who's incredible, he'll take your breath away and can make you smile at the littlest things he doesn't even know he's doing. He can talk to every girl that flirt's with him but still manages to make you feel like your the girl. He is not afraid to break the rules and have fun. Very cheerful and optimistic, despite how horrible the situation may be. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it.

"Ever since I met Wael I have been having restless nights and can never wait to see him"

by imakecupcakes August 20, 2012

Wake Surfing

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

by Captain Toady June 28, 2007

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Wake-and-Bake

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

by Faulkling September 8, 2008

Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.

"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."

by xkwid August 22, 2011

wake island

When someone disappears or goes into hibernation; leaves their friendship circle and comes back again after a period of time.

Rangzeb: Yo Hakkan, did you hear from tabs after the walahi gang bang?
Hakkan: Brav, tabs is wake island, he aint coming back.

by My friend from Mi6 July 29, 2014