Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast 

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

waffle ironed 

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

waffle ironed by JewLay April 19, 2010

Waffle ironing 

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.

That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.

Waffle ironing by Desean Strick December 19, 2023

waffletron 

A person that has a predeliction to ramble endlessly on inane topics and that seldom contributes relevant subject matter into conversations.

Nev, you never shut up, you're a regular waffletron.

waffletron by Crushtor December 26, 2004

waffleiron 

A retort or riposte to tramwagon, commonly from IRC OP to lower-ranked user.

If I'm a tramwagon, then you're a waffleiron, Cartman.

waffleiron by lollipop-fighter July 24, 2004

waffleironcooperbilly

im sorry this is so cringy but it is what it is
Vani is the most caring most perfect human you'd ever meet and if you're as lucky as me you'd meet her on a bus going to school not knowing shes gonna be one of most important if your life. shes so sexy and everything she says just sounds so much better coming from her mouth deadass holy fuck. vani can make the saddest days the happiest. which sucks cause im trying to be sad and you cheering me up ISNT HELPING i mean it is but you get what i mean. i hate how easy it is for you to make me laugh whats worse is how easy it'd be for you to make me cry. i hate that you're not around all the time AND THE FACT TAHT YOU NEVER PICK UP MY CALLS😐.I tried using the movie to get more lines but it turned out very cringy and no. every moment we're not together it feels like we've been apart for a lifetime. ite crazy how you know everytime and i mean EVERYTIME im not okay you can just sense it which isnt fair cause APPARENTLY you're very good at hiding it from me which isnt fun.I'm changing topics too much, OHMYGOD THIS IS LIKE THE THING IN YOUR NOTES no mines cooler. okay im skipping the sobby shit you make me so much cooler and bro if it werent for your fashion taste id have no hoes NO HOES so thankyou thankyou a lot for that.im gonna have to cut them all off wont i?

the rest is back on insta once you're done with this
so here i was supposed to ask you out that day
daniel- will you go out with me (i have to include the word waffleironcooperbilly
vani- no lol

waffleironcooperbilly by daniel zach January 11, 2022