Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

devil vortex saws

23 saws above ToshDeluxe's version of the Geometry Dash level scattered in a very recognizable pattern. The saws are there to match the amount of objects in the original version of the level, as Tosh added some objects to make the level automatic in some parts, however the level couldn't be uploaded then. This became a short-lived meme when it happened, but was revived in June-July 2022.

This is my Tuvalu flag redesign with the pattern of the Devil vortex saws.

by DJpro39 July 31, 2022

vortex of charisma

A vortex of charisma is defined as special powers that very select individuals posses, which draws people they encounter into the individual's spell like control. People drawn into the vortex are likely to give up items of value, at no cost. In the case of most women who are drawn into the vortex, they are often found partially clothed, or completely naked, and at the complete disposal of the possessor of the vortex.

Man, Jonathan has such a vortex of charisma, he seems to be able to suck anyone it to it....

Jonathan gets a lot of women in bed, with his mastery of the vortex of charisma!

by Vortex Prime January 3, 2011

AA Yolo Vortex

The daddyest daddy of all daddys. legit the hottest man alive.

person 1: man that guy is so so hot
person 2: ikr right he must be AA Yolo Vortex

by FaZeFroggy April 13, 2022

whirling vortex

A sex move when the man waves his pennis in the air and goes "Im whirling the vortex"

Ladie:My husband did such an amazing whirling vortex last night!
Ladie 2:Damn my husband did his whirling vortex wrong!

by the whirling vortex dude June 8, 2010

Vortex of Awesome

An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.

Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness

My night became a vortex of awesome when Pamela Anderson showed up with a bottle of tequila!

by Chazzle-razz January 15, 2013

Horseshoe vortex

The horseshoe vortex system is a simple vortex model for an aircraft or lifting body which fits a box-shaped vortex system out from the wing. This is made up of the wing vortex, trailing vortices (see trailing vortex) and starting vortex. The latter is a vortex formed due to changes in the vorticity of the wing vortex, i.e due to changes in airspeed.

I can't honestly think of a good example for you. Sorry

by victorhadin December 7, 2003