voluntold

The act of "volunteering" someone for something without giving them the choice.

"How's that ergonomics training you've been in all week?"

"Pretty good, even though I was voluntold for it. I thought it was gonna be boring, but it's a lot of fun!"

by ergolady February 3, 2010

Urban dictionary volunteer editors

Are basically hoes LMAO

The Urban dictionary volunteer editors are gunna refuse to publish this becuase he or she is a hoe

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

Voluntold

Not volunteering for something but then being told by someone with a higher authority to do it.

Adult: Who would you like to volunteer paint the fence today?

*No-one answers

Adult: OK Billy your going to it.

Teenager 2: You just got voluntold.

by Munchie170 April 3, 2010

volunteer henchman

A cynical coward of wantonly sadistic and sub-human moral character who is always desperate to participate in easy victories of any sort. He or she can be seen in the wild slithering out from under some rock to immediately and automatically take the side of all obvious predators and victimizers, against any of their "whining loser" victims.

Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.

Whatever you do, don't let Duane hear you talk about what your company did to you; all he'll do is call you a "whiner" and paint you as some kind of spoiled and "disgruntled ingrate". That's just the way he is -- he's a volunteer henchman.

by C'est Logique March 16, 2012

Vontella

Vontella is a beautiful and preppy Southern belle. She is fiercely loyal to her friends and fierce to her enemies. Her life occasionally resemble a shit show, but the goodness she has displayed to her friends will come back to her when she needs it. She always knows exactly what she wants even if she doesn't want to tell you. If you get the chance to know her, you'll soon realize she desires puppy kisses, good food, Netflix, or the person next to you shutting up and getting their life together. She has a heart of gold to match her wallet, and the attitude to match her country playlist. If you're lucky enough to meet her, never let her go.

Get in the car, Vontella, we're going shopping.

by Stellaaarhair April 13, 2015

volunteurocrat

An organizer who repeatedly dominates position of responsibility and decision making by sheer virtue of having the capacity and resources to volunteer. This should not be confused with rank and file control, which requires broad rank and file participation.

A quarter of the branch is volunteurocrats keeping everything running, and the other three quarters keep quitting in two months because they don't plug into the work, so they have to keep getting easy recruits from campus. The cream of the volunteurocracy gets skimmed off into the nonprofit staff pool every election cycle.

by plotnik March 5, 2020

volunteer turd bodea

The refreshing unexpected splash back of toilet water into your ballon knot when your spincter doesn't close fast enough. Usually caused by an extremely dense turd shot out at high velocity.

Rick loved the cool refreshness from the volunteer turd bodea he recieved after taking his dump after slamming beers and eating peanuts the night before.

by Lickster October 16, 2008