9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

by Tirulian November 6, 2009

12 volt

Isak: That socket only have a 12 volt outlet.
Martin: I dont think so *Brings sveiserapparat*
Adrian: AU FAEN *Jumps off chair*
Dag: Jævla idiot *claps hands*

SVEISEAPPARATET MITT GÅR PÅ 12 VOLT

by Nyan_Master September 29, 2017

60 Volt Pounding

the act of using a 60v sawzall with the dildo attachment to pound out your butthole, only done by yellow 60v power tool fans fans for personal satisfaction

can also be used as "60 Volt Pounded" for past tense

scenario 1:the other morning after getting off from a very long 13.72 hour nightshift, i proceeded to climb in my tempurpedic mattress with adjustable box spring. After setting the mattress to position 2 (the best for 60 Volt pundings), i then 60 Volt pounded myself for the next hour until the battery died. those new 60v batteries really push the extra power needed for a good 60 Volt pounding!!

scenario 2: I 60 Volt pounded myself last night with the new larger attachment and the oscillating option. WOW, what a sensational rush

scenario 3: Vinny, why dont you sit down dor a moment?...na im good brah Because my ass is destroyed from when i 60 Volt pounded myself last night

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by pump crew nightshift 19CIA February 14, 2019

Volteripalling

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

by BurningZ July 29, 2016

Voltron Season 7

The season that killed the fandom.

"Have you seen Amy yet?"
"Oh, you haven't heard? She watched Voltron Season 7."
"OH! That explains her disappearance."

by MyCometCosplay August 10, 2018

Voltabate

To masturbate while listening to The Mars Volta or to engage in sexual or intimate activities with ones self or others whilst listening to The Mars Volta.

I'm going home to Voltabate. later dudes.

by Emzipemzi November 29, 2011

Voltaire

What hipsters called each other in the 18th century instead of "dude."

"Voltaire, I'm so high right now."

Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell

"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"

by clockerb August 23, 2011