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Volkswagen Bonnet

Yet another term describing a lady's private parts, in this case alluding to the subtle, pleasing curve of her pubic mound and how its so agreeably matches the contour of one's hand or that of the luggage compartment cover of an air-cooled Volkwagen Beetle.

North Americans may choose to use "hood" instead of "bonnet" but since "hood" essentially means "foreskin" the elegance of the euphemism is lost. Better stick to "bonnet".

The sobriquet is all the more more powerful if the lady has cared to shave.
Hey Sandra, why don't you come round after work so I can have a look at your Volkswagen Bonnet.

So Brian, how's it going?
Pretty good. I was polishing some Volkwagen Bonnet this weekend.

Mr.Darcy. Please do repair with me to the drawing room whereupon I shall offer you some of pa-pa's fine port and a sly feel of my Volkswagen Bonnet.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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Volkswagen

The first car manufacturer to make a
SUV - the Schwimmagen (sp?) and the
first real station wagon (bus).
eh, stop the bus, is that a schwimmer
in the lake!!. now pass me that pipe
so i can get the bus running.
by vw66bus November 15, 2003
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volkswagen jetta

A car your typical thot drives
by Winternheimer May 27, 2017
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VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"
by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014
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volkswagen rabbit

If you drive a Volkswagen rabbit 1.6 diesel preferably mk1 you have a big cock and you an probably the most badass person to ever walk the earth
Damn look at that 1984 Volkswagen rabbit damn and it is a diesel he mush have a fat cock.
by Vw rabbit December 1, 2020
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two badly parked volkswagons

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons
by gavrad76 December 30, 2013
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White Volkswagen Jetta

Watch out! There’s a white Volkswagen Jetta zipping our way!
by Squinni December 4, 2020
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