stork visit

If you have a stork visit or a stork has visited you, you are going to have a baby or babies.

After years of marriage, she finally had a stork visit.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011

Conjugal Tropical Visit

A vacation to a tropical destination primarily for the purpose of 'getting some' when you typically are not able to - for example when both parties are geographically separated due to work. Also referred to as a CTV

I'll give you some tips on how to get him to take you on a CTV (conjugal tropical visit).

by Ctv2016 August 28, 2016

ass visit

Formal synonym for booty call.

I went to my ex-boyfriend's house for an ass visit.

by LLynn December 16, 2007

Divine Visit

God's purpose of rewarding or punishing people for their deeds.

Are you expecting a divine visit? Work, you slug!

by eyjentjim February 27, 2017

electrical visit

When a person who has died comes back to pay a visit to someone they loved using electricity as a vehicle.

Yes of course that was my father paying me another electrical visit.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

conjugal visit

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.

"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

popcorn visit

an unscheduled, unsolicited booty call.

Calling someone from his/her parking lot to inform them that you are coming over.(a definite dating no no, don't do it!)Also just showing up unannounced, ignoring the object of ones affections request that you not come over and showing up anyway. (can you say stalker laws?)

My ex keeps making popcorn visits even though I told him I don't want to see him again, so got a restraining order on him.

by Ro~ May 29, 2008