Val Venis

very underrated wrestler good skills in the ring and on the microphone. Became big in the late 90s getting bigger and bigger (no pun intended) until right to censor came along killing the heat of Val. He later became Sean Morley and Chief Morley but no one gave a rats ass about him so he went back to Val Venis and now jobs to everyone one the roster.

I came to see Val Venis

by JJ Caez August 27, 2006

black nail varnish

nail polish of the color black for nails.

Goth can use black nail varnish
Girls can use black nail varnish
Preps can use black nail varnish
Manson can use black nail varnish
So what?

by Negasable May 4, 2008

satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

by duckshe March 7, 2017

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

Venisonite

A minion of the Dark Lord Venison, trained to serve him in any way he sees fit. Representing him on game shows is a known trait of a Venisonite, usually in an attempt to amass revenue for Lord Venison’s next sleazy venture.

Did you see the dead look in that fella on the chase today, his name was Lord Barry and I have no doubt he is 100% a Venisonite.

by A_Broken_Venison_Victim March 20, 2020

vernique

Vernique is a beautiful and bold woman. She is someone who takes good care of others and also makes time for herself. She always put herself last if it comes to family and best friends. She puts a lot of effort in with birthday gifts for her bestie. She always has your back and basically the best best friend you could ever ask for. She has also a very stubborn side and will be very honest with you. She may act strong but is actually very heartwarming and a sensitive person. She is a keeper! Someone you can’t live without!

That beautiful ,smart and bad bitch over there is Vernique.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Ab-vertising

1. The showing off of one's abs in order to let all witness their toned, muscular qualities.

2. Advertising or billboards solely showcasing a model for their abs in order to sell their product.

1. Dude, look at that douche ab-vertising over there on the beach.

2. Check out that Abercrombie & Fitch billboard, complete Ab-vertising.

by steelyhard April 12, 2010