vexation

Old word meaning anger, agitation.

"...but the chief end I propose to my self in all my labors is to vex the world rather than divert it..."

--Jonathan Swift

by Fluid July 1, 2004

Phantom Vibration

A false vibration felt in the most used pocket of your cellphone. You feel what you believe is your cellphone going off, you go to check, and actually nothing has happened. Only works when cellphone is on vibrate.

A false vibration in your pocket. you go to check and nothing happened, this is a phantom vibration.

by enchantedflorist March 25, 2010

Mule Variations

This album was Tom Waits' 1999 release, and his thirteenth. The songs range from Big in Japan, a smooth but tough rock song, to Come On Up To the House, a powerful telling of a world's troubles. Waits did good again, striking a strange chord with Chocolate Jesus, and tugging your thought strings with Black Market Baby.

An excerpt from Mule Variations'-
Get Behind the Mule

Punctuated birds on the power line
In a Studebaker with the Birdie Joe Joaks
I'm diggin' all the way to China
With a silver spoon
While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boy
The hangman fumbles with the noose
Got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

vergations

The pasas de verga translated into English

The pasas de vergations!

by Grocerygettinvq November 11, 2019

Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.

Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around

by Cogari June 19, 2009

Verbatim of Mars

This is a particular aspect of alien life-forms known only to teens born after 1990. It is an extremely popular topic of discussion, particularly between couples. Unfortunately, it cannot be understood by older age groups.

Teen: Can I use the car?
Parent: What are you going to do with the car?
Teen: I'm going to meet some friends.
Parent: Well, what are you guys doing?
Teen: We are discussing the Verbatim of Mars.
Parent: Oh, OK. See you later.

by Magnus Voidus November 10, 2010

vibration anxiety

when someone is expecting an important text and they feel a vibration in their pocket, but its actually all in their head... usually met with disappointment

I thought he texted me back but I guess I'm just having bad vibration anxiety.

by people are strange November 13, 2011