Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

by B. Hanback February 24, 2009

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008

Verch

Abbrieviated form of virtually, used by the residents of Waiheke Island, New Zealand, often as an amplifier or to help exaggerate.

"Verch a hunge" q.v-
"There were virtually a hundred munters" also translated as "There were actually ten people in a state of intoxication."

by Peacemakesplenty August 28, 2011

Velhotes da esquina

A new upcoming portuguese group kind of a mafia with some members
In spite of their youthfulness they have their dreams and know what they want for the group's future
In the past few months they been growing and even have video on Youtube

Oh look Velhotes da Esquina are beating that guy

by Sammie Wellington April 6, 2013

Velcrohead

A derogatory term used to refer to blacks. Velcrohead is derived from the nappy hair many blacks have.

Look at those little velcroheads munching on their poormet cuisine.

by evenplay August 24, 2008

vecchio

Literally "old man" in Italian. Usually used among Italian young people like "homie" or "dude" in American English.

Come va vecchio? - What's up homie?(English)

by Flavio October 27, 2006

Velcro Shoes

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006