Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's)

Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.

Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.

I had a truck with balls cut in front of me the other day, total Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's).

by Wavy Gravy August 20, 2009

vehicular narcolepsy

chronically falling asleep anytime you're in a moving vehicle

"I'm so tired, but I can't fall asleep. Can you drive me around the block like my mom did when I was a baby, 'cuz I have a serious case of vehicular narcolepsy"

by JenaB March 10, 2008

Vehicular Tourettes

The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations

That idiot that cut me off got to sent me into a vehicular tourettes rage

by Pelle lives 31 September 3, 2009

vehicnic

a meal consumed in a vehicle; a vehicle-picnic.

I didn't have time to stop for lunch. I had a vehicnic.

After picking up our meal from the drive-through window, we enjoyed a hearty vehicnic!

by George-dubyah August 28, 2004

vehicular genocide

The act of exterminating an entire race/ethnicity/culture in which mass murder is commited solely by the use of high speed modes of transportation, namely cars/trucks.

"I'm going to commit vehicular genocide."

by jew-unit July 30, 2008

Mormon Assault Vehicle

A large van or SUV used to haul many people - usually children. Frequently 15 passenger vans these "tanks" are seen headed to school, grocery store, soccer games, baseball games, hockey games, youth activities, church, etc... and then to home all in one day. Some times mistaken for Polyg (said pol lig) Rigs commonly associated with "fundamentalist mormons" who have no association to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Son: Look at that huge van Mommy is that a Mormon Assault Vehicle?

Mom: No dear thats just a Soccer Mom who has too much money and not enough sense to drive an earth friendly vehicle.

Son: But why are Mormon Assault Vehicles ok - don't they ruin the environment too?

Mom: Because they actually use all of the seats so their ppp (pollution per person) rate is actually very low. They breed like rabbits so its more economically feasible to have a large vehicle. Now finish up your Mickey D's and lets hop in our rice burner to get to Wally's World.

by Thomas Bruebaker September 5, 2007

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car

Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

by Big Nation March 28, 2003