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Vatican Roulette

A pejorative term used to refer to an outmoded form of natural contraception known as the Rhythm Method. Often used mistakenly to refer to coitus interruptus (the 'pull-out method'). The Rhythm Method officially fell out of favor with "The Vatican" in the early 1980's with advances in the study of the female reproductive cycle.

Current methods of Natural Family Planning (non-chemical and non-barrier contraception), when used correctly and consistently, have been shown in several peer-reviewed studies to be over 99% effective. This is similar to the efficacy of 'the pill.'

It should be noted that the use of such a term often indicates it's user has a bigoted and intolerant attitude against people who practice a religion they do not agree with.
By following the Creighton method or the Billings Ovulation method, faithful Catholics no longer have to play so-called "Vatican Roulette"

They have six kids? They must be playing Vatican Roulette.
by JMJ_are_so_ross September 12, 2010
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Timmy can only play football if he goes to a catholic school, i think i am playing vatican roulette by wanting him to be a tight end.
by mcfoe1 October 30, 2010
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Vatican Love

Essentially Vatican Love is one of the last refuges of a randy Catholic Priest as they have taken a vow. Apparently in the Vatican it doesn’t count as sodomy if it involves a Choir Boy. Although the victims see it differently however after cover ups and the use of diplomatic immunity like the baddies in Lethal Weapon 2, the Pope have avoided Chris Hansen so far.
Chris Hansen: Sorry you won't find any vatican love here you sicko. Why don't you have a seat over there?

Catholic Priest: Screw you! (holds up his wallet) I've got Diplomatic immunity!

Chris Hansen: Ok then (takes aim, and fires - his bullet goes through the Priest's wallet, and then his head) It's just been revoked!
by DaftSteamPunk September 23, 2010
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Vatican

Another term referring to marijuana. The term was created as cockney slang by taking Dope which rhymes with pope and then you have Vatican.
you still got some of that Dank Vatican?
by Baloothefirst November 30, 2009
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vatican roulette

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.
by Dunky Oggins January 6, 2004
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Vaticanian

1) noun. A native born citizen of the Vatican City State, conceived in lawful procreation, born within the Leonine Walls, and baptized in the Church of Sant' Anna. Usually fewer than half a dozen little native Vaticanians are born each year. 2) noun. A cardinal fleeing prosecution in his native country and now living in the Vatican with a view to avoiding extradition, e.g. Cardinal Bernard Law, formerly of Boston.
Did you see the baby Vaticanians being baptized in Sant' Anna? They were baptized by Cardinal Law, formerly of Boston, a true senior Vaticanian.
by Staf Coyote March 4, 2013
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vatican is my city

A meme created by I from the great man himself Nick Crompton
by Earth is my country April 19, 2018
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