Vasili

Vasili is a famous greek name and is usually found roaming the beaches like a gorilla. He is very strong and muscular, and flexes his muscles whenever he sees fit. he likes to ejaculatet.

vasili is so strong and he is a dangerous man

by kjwhdfsjhcbdemns May 24, 2021

vasilena

She is a amazing talented girl. She is pretty, and kind in every way. She is very athletic and a great singer. She is a pro at gossiping. She is the funniest person you will ever meet.

You know vasilena? She is such a card.

by Laurenmona August 10, 2016

Vapolio

There's a couple negative side affects to vaping, but the only thing you can get, is vape polio. Ocurs after long term vaping (couple days.)

SYMPTOMS: Burn lung, bad breath, good breath, hard teeth, soft nuts. And good timing, obviously.

Steve- "Are you saying vape, polio?"
Cib- "Vapolio, yes... burn lungs down under... 'down unda!' know what I mean?"
Steve- "Doesn't sound like an actual... but ok"

by soft nuts July 22, 2017

Vasili Arkhipov

The reason you're alive today.

Vasili Arkhipov, thank you.

by Gag Halpin March 13, 2019

Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

reply-vasocongestion

Clinical term for message board blue balls, specifically when someone starts a thread and that thread is locked for whatever reason, before you can follow up with a brilliant reply and/or the joke's punchline.

Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.

by Seb-X April 4, 2008

Vasily Zaytsev

Vasily Zaytsev was a soviet sniper and a hero who killed 242 nazi soldiers in the battle of Stalingrad. The fucking boss.

He born in the Urals. At 12 years old he could use fireguns and bow and arrows to hunt. When the WWII began, he was 26 years old, and he was an excelent sniper. In 1942 he fouhgt in Stalingrad.

He won 5 medals and titles, among them, the "Hero of the Soviet Union".
He has his own movie, "Enemy at the Gates".

Yes, I know you're good at playing "Call of Duty", but you cannot be better than Vasily Zaytsev.

by Nikolai Kalashinov June 15, 2013