Vart

When you fart, and the fart comes back up to your labia. Feeling like a wave of vibrations.

Friend: Did you just fart?
Girl: Yes, girl and it travelled to my labia feeling like a vibration. That's what a vart feels like
Friend: That's cool!!! What's a vart?
Girl: When you fart out your ass and it travels to your labia, feeling like vibrations.

by TheBrightOne May 23, 2018

vart

vagina fart, muff puff, cunt grunt, fanny fluff, clit cough, pussy purr, peach pocket pop, front bum burp

I was hitting it from the back when i felt this massive cunt grunt blow my nuts. Then i smelt it! The vart smelled like an old fish market.

by daniel otway's daddy May 1, 2019

Vart

A vagina and fart mixed to make a Vart same as a Queef

After sex my girl was so full of air she let out the loudest vart I ever heard!

by Scaryone August 21, 2019

vart

A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.

More commonly known as a queef.

Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”

Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”

Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”

Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch

by BucketBear January 6, 2024

Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier name

Wow did you hear Wendy Williams juicy vart!

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier

Wow! Did you hear that juicy vart Ellen Degeneres just made!?

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Vart Tossing

When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.

That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.

by CrockyofNeh January 23, 2022