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Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier name
by anonymous March 24, 2021
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When you vomit and fart at the same time.
Kelly was so fucked up last night that she ended up pushing too hard and varted in the car.
by LMariachi June 27, 2021
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A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.

More commonly known as a queef.
Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”

Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”

Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”

Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch
by BucketBear January 6, 2024
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vagina fart, muff puff, cunt grunt, fanny fluff, clit cough, pussy purr, peach pocket pop, front bum burp
I was hitting it from the back when i felt this massive cunt grunt blow my nuts. Then i smelt it! The vart smelled like an old fish market.
by daniel otway's daddy May 1, 2019
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After consuming 12 spicy carnita tacos, Jimmy had the craziest vart in his short life.
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by queefmaker82 January 28, 2019
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A vagina fart much like queef but funnier
Wow! Did you hear that juicy vart Ellen Degeneres just made!?
by anonymous March 24, 2021
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