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Vart

When you vomit and fart at the same time.
Kelly was so fucked up last night that she ended up pushing too hard and varted in the car.
by LMariachi June 27, 2021
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Vart

A controversial or incorrect VAR (Video Assistant Referee) decision, predominantly from the sport football (soccer).
"We only lost the match because the ref varted again."
"That vart last night stunk!"
"These varts are ruining football."
"This guy's varting is out of control."
by Shyker February 13, 2023
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vart

vagina fart, muff puff, cunt grunt, fanny fluff, clit cough, pussy purr, peach pocket pop, front bum burp
I was hitting it from the back when i felt this massive cunt grunt blow my nuts. Then i smelt it! The vart smelled like an old fish market.
by daniel otway's daddy May 1, 2019
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Vart Tossing

When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.
That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.
by CrockyofNeh January 23, 2022
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Vart

After consuming 12 spicy carnita tacos, Jimmy had the craziest vart in his short life.
by yhml9m December 20, 2014
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Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier
Wow! Did you hear that juicy vart Ellen Degeneres just made!?
by anonymous March 24, 2021
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vart

by queefmaker82 January 28, 2019
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