Vance

A Charming, usually blonde male. He loves to relate with people and is overall good in all categories, including sex.

"Vance was great last night!"
"Vance was really nice."

by Eleman7630 November 1, 2017

Vance

A reverse boner, your penis goes back up into your body.

Dude, that girl was so ugly, that she gave me a vance.

by TheShogunDude October 5, 2012

vance

vance is a rich boy who is always flashing his ass. all he wants is a girls big booty, so he can shove his 1 incher in it. His mom is also very hot.

Vance, ur a cunt.

by yermasaur October 9, 2019

Vancing

When some takes way too long to get something done. Also known as "Barry Whiting"

How long does it take to wash a car? He has been doing it for 3 hours. He is Vancing it!!

Man he is making love to that car, it's cool...he is Barry Whiting it!!

by chrismac1981 June 17, 2011

Vance

a slang term for a penis, usually used to insult somebody.

Dude your vance is out! God you're such a vance.

by The P. Master April 18, 2010

vance

A name given to someone who makes bets about arbitrary things. This person will also claim to have made bets with others for some quick cash.

"Rob you are such a vance I never made a bet with you."

by arrrg12 September 6, 2007

vance

Dried semen. An unsightly stain.

After Tommy Vance, UK radio DJ.

by mike2sheds March 7, 2007