That chick loved being Mini-Vanned.
by Snookem May 21, 2008
Get the mini-vanned mug.(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
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by Twirl Matzah January 6, 2010
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A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.
by chance22 January 6, 2012
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by sowrongitsmitchell August 27, 2009
Get the Vancederful mug.An amazing guy who can make anyone’s day better just by smiling and laughing. He’s cute and kind. He will keep asking if you’re ok when he knows you’re not and he’s just the best!
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Get the Vanceboro mug.has a long drive way, hunts on private flat land. hits a puff every day. a bunch of cows and goats. Has a hot sister.
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