vance

a homophobic boy who is insecure about his small penis

faith: Vance has a small penis
*Vance has left the group*
abby: 🦐

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

vance

Person obsessed with Japanese things. The normal Japanese person would call him, "Otaku." Funny, charming, most of the times an idiot. Sensitive at heart, but covering it is stupidity.

That vance is such an idiot!

That vance is sooo japanese, it scares me.

by Vasselvordinor March 30, 2008

Vance

A whiny little bitch who annoys the fuck out of me.

"God damn it Timmy, stop being a damn Vance!!"

by Cod90Gamer May 17, 2016

vance

a wussy person: one who is displeasurable to be around. (normally a man)

vance-like person: "Oh No! I just got expo-marker dust all over my yellow shirt!"

by alabambam June 1, 2009

vance

Ugly piece of crap with no life what so ever

That kid Vance is a quer

by James2344567 October 3, 2017

Vance

A person who sometimes tells your secrets he is a really fun person to hang out with likes a lot of girls at once but he is a good friend in the end

is a good friend so be nice to vance

by Hawtie mc thotty August 8, 2019

Vance

Bad with puns, no trust
Molested some children once, well at least tried to.

His memes are shit too.

Oh yeah, his brother is a communist too.

"Vance, do you have friends?"
"Who needs friends when you have math?"

by Iamthevillain January 12, 2017