Valkyrie

A card in Clash royale with big peaches offen used to counter weak cards and loved by pervs.

NO the valkyrie killed the skarmy

by Canonball12264 March 22, 2022

Valkyrie

The best apex legend

There's a valkyrie shooting rockets at my ass

by ThatDefault March 3, 2022

Valkyrie

A broken apex legend

Oy there's a valkyrie shooting rockets at my ass

by ThatDefault March 3, 2022

Valkyrie

Valkyrie is a Norse name. It means glorious and prosperous. If you ever meet a Valkyrie never let her go. She is the best lover you can find. She is defensive and loveable. She may seem harsh at first but once you get to know her she is the best person you can trust. She is very cute. She is really sexy.

I love Valkyrie she is so hot.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Valkyrie

a valkyrie is when someone look so ugly, and or fat and disgusting, and smelly mix and match cant get no one to date them or have sex with them or kiss them, male or female will start having sex with wild animals, barn animals, like pigs, horses, even sucking horses huge dick and swallowing its cum, or get them to fuck them. dogs, cats, cows, goats, anything they can get their hands on. its so sick and nasty and the stench they get from having sex with wild animals...valkyries. this is how all sex disease starts, even having sex with monkies/monkeys and gorilla or baboons for their colorful ass. like the worst HIV, AIDS , CORONA VIRUS, COVID-19 AND MANY MORE, HEPATITIS C AND OTHERS.

oden maid servants are called a valkyrie. the force is the strongest with him.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022

Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011

Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 24, 2015