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For-Valhalla

For Valhalla is when you are having sexual intercourse with a girl (or a guy) and you want to step up your kinky side and grab a knife and stab your self in the chest while screaming out for Valhalla whilst viscously fucking them until you either cum of bleed out and if you cum you may survive if not you will be remembered in Valhalla and the great sexual king.
"baby I want to step this up I think I'm gonna perform For-Valhalla tonight to show my love for you and my manliness
by Lord of the sharks 754 October 22, 2019
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The Valhalla

Sex position , one heats up a curling iron with hot hands or hot water , and then a glass dildo in ice , rotate the tools in a persons anus going hot to cold then cold to hot , fire and ice in your ass
John did the Valhalla for the first time last night, and his Asshole will never be the same
by EatDeezCheeseNutts April 27, 2021
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White Girl Valhalla

(n.)The place women go when they die in a horrific, stupid but horny way.
You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)

Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023
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Valhallen

The Viking god of rock, and member of the Justice Friends. Born in a small village near Göteborg, Sweden, but moved to Pasadena, California at an early age.
With his mighty axe, Valhallen!
by GRUOK October 25, 2008
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Volhalla

Place where dedicated Volvo drivers go after they die.
If I total five Toyotas in my life with my tank Volvo, I will go to Volhalla when I die.
by Anuskasvo December 28, 2009
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Vaghalla

When two women have sex so good that it feels like you’ve entered the hall of Valhalla itself.
Ima take you vaghalla tonight gurl.
by ArteRiv October 14, 2022
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