vanilla

Unexciting, normal, conventional, boring.

Vanilla, a bit like this definition.

by hmm November 6, 2003

vanilla face

A term used in refering to a white person.

What's up vanilla face?

by John Doe 333 October 15, 2006

Vanilla Coke

the best drink ever made.

"mhmmm that was some pretty awesome vanilla coke."

by Babsie the retriever April 22, 2006

vanilla bullshit

n. Slang for Coffee;
usually served in Starbucks, Costa Coffee or Cafe Nero. When all you want is a white coffee, but you have to wade through all the different types: Mocha, Frappucino, Skinny Latté, etc.

From: Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

by A lads glum loin January 15, 2007

Vanilla Ice

Eminem's long lost father...

Eminem:"All I remember of my dad is that he had a huge blonde smoke stack with streaks in it.."

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017