vacuum cleaner

The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.

vacuum cleaner

by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured June 10, 2014

dick vacuum

a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name

Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.

by JG, BK, PJ, and Nick April 26, 2006

vacuutemporal

An experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension. An intensification of simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are equidistant and simultaneous.

Having grown accustomed to simultemporal experience - living time all at once, rather than sequentially - he was increasingly forced to acknowledge states which were vacuutemporal, wherein the sense of time in any form dissolved.

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Vacuum beast

A freakishly large woman with an insatiable appetite that simultaneously has extremely feminist views and is overtly angry at men for their lack of desire towards her.

Damn, bro, I didn’t know Maya was such a vacuum beast!

by Conradito robó el manor deli February 27, 2022

Chocolate Vacuum

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.

Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.

by The JWho September 6, 2010

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Cum vacuum

A woman ( or man) that loves to suck the cock and swallow.

Mixx is a huge cum vacuum.

by Rick rosse November 19, 2006