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vacuum cleaner man 

Man who wants to inspect your tits.
Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.

vacuum families 

Families that appear on the surface to be actual families but which are devoid of the emotional bonds normally seen in families, usually due to addiction, entrenched narcissism or outrageous wealth.
She seemed to have the perfect house and the perfect clothes and the perfect parents but had I been more than a child when I thought this, I may have been able to see that hers was one of those vacuum families we all know about.

vacuum my pork sword 

It means to suck someone's dick
Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar

vacuum cleaner 3000 

when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”

“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time

Vacuum beast 

A freakishly large woman with an insatiable appetite that simultaneously has extremely feminist views and is overtly angry at men for their lack of desire towards her.
Damn, bro, I didn’t know Maya was such a vacuum beast!