vaccinephobia

Fear of vaccines. (Don't mix them up with the fear of needles) usually caused by using Facebook as someone who believes everything online while still telling the younger generation not to trust everything online.

Facebook mum: the government puts micro chips in the vaccines

Literally everyone else: god, they must have vaccinephobia

by RealWifeHaver April 18, 2021

Queen Vaccine

The cure for beiber fever. If you have a friend or family member suffering from beiber fever simply sit them down and have then listen to any song by the classic rock band Queen. This should cure all effects.

My girlfriend was having some serious beiber fever, so i sat her down and gave her the Queen Vaccine

by Queen is best July 19, 2012

Vaccine

The only way to get back to normal, yet people fear it for some weird reason.

Get the Vaccine when it's available to you, so we can get be together again!

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

Covid vaccine

Hand sanitizer

Just drink hand sanitizer an you'll have the Covid vaccine

by Barnie Slayer May 3, 2021

Vaccine

Something soccer moms think give their children autism.

Soccer mom - How on earth did my son die from the flu?
Average Joe - Did you ever give him a flu Vaccine?
Soccer mom - No I did not want to risk autism.
Average Joe - That will do it.

by Duff's Beer July 26, 2018

The Vaccine

When 10 men ejaculate into a turkey baster. Then squirt it into preferably a male's anus sometimes can be injected into female vagina.

Tyrone and Friends gave John Smith "The Vaccine".

by Bringbackthehumor March 4, 2020

Vaccine

Something each person makes the decision on to get or not, it's their body, they decide what goes into it, not their employer.

There is no forcing somebody to get a shot they don't want, even if it's a vaccine, or something they are told is good for them.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021