Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

roger upton

created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit

me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever

by durable January 30, 2009

Jacob Upton

A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.

Look, dad! Is that a Jacob Upton?
Yes, son. You should avoid him.

by TaterManFry YT June 16, 2016

Upton Sinclair

A man who wrote the book titled "The Jungle" about an immigrant family coming to the United States to find work. Long , boring, annoying, story short, he saved the packing industry by writing about terrible work conditions and potential cannibalism in the U.S.'s industrial revolution. This is all good and dandy, but we should all remember him as the socialist asshole who ran for governor in 1934. After his after his "End Poverty in California" campaign, he lost. California, which was just as neutral as Nevada currently is, jumped on the band wagon for socialism, or at least the people who wanted this dickhead as governor did. This became a snowball of bullshit until it became California as the rest of the states know it today; a shitty, fascist, you-have-to-conform, SJW littered, pile of hot garbage.

History Teacher: 'Did you know Upton Sinclair wrote the book that saved you from eating other people?!'

Me: 'That's true, but did you know he was a socialist who was influenced by Huey Long, the governor of Louisiana who though we should "Share Our Wealth?"

History Teacher: 'Reallly? I never knew that! *Commie-ness Intensifies*

by A-A-Ron the DM May 15, 2018

uptonia

Pertaining to Upton, or a philosophy or imaginary state of being that is centered around Upton.

His life is a constant fantasy, it's as if he lives in uptonia.

by Michael C. Upton June 13, 2008

upson

Upson is another version of the joke updog

its up-son, like calling some one "son"

1 - Damn! It smells like some upson in this bitch!

2 - Whats upson?

1 - Nothing much, just chillin....

(laughter)

by Dan Walruss January 22, 2008

upton

A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.

I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!

by hood-rat May 12, 2003