A discreet expression to announce you are cruising the intercity streets for a hooker for a knob bobbing blow job.
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I swear, if I had a nickel for every time I heard Uptown Funk play on the radio, I would have enough money to completely bail the U.S. out of its debt to China.
by PurplePenguin007 August 8, 2015
Get the Uptown Funk mug.Cannibis you buy in Uptown Manhattan that will have you on your way back home dumber than a motherfucker.
by 420Dude December 15, 2008
Get the Uptown Haze mug.A tasty drink made of 50% sweet tea and 50% lemonade usually sold in soul food restaurants of NewYork.
However this drink is sometimes called a half and half, sour tea, and it is marketed by Arizona brewing company under the name "Arnold Palmer".
However this drink is sometimes called a half and half, sour tea, and it is marketed by Arizona brewing company under the name "Arnold Palmer".
by golfinlaxer July 2, 2010
Get the uptown mug.A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.
Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
by fraud fighter May 17, 2011
Get the Uptown Motors Car mug.A name given to the young adults who hang around uptown usually ages 15-23. They are the streets, the rats and the druggies. Uptown would be considered a ghetto and a place where lost souls go.
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