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Updating Whore

Someone who updates their Facebook status every two or three minutes. Other substitutes of the social networking site may include, but are not limited to Twitter, Myspace, and Flickr.
Dude your such a freaking updating whore, you just updated your status from two minutes ago.
by Zhyposis October 23, 2009
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update your status

A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.
"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.

"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010
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urbandictionary status updater

N.

(masculine form)

1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.

(feminine form)

1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
by HatesFBUpdaters February 4, 2010
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Update nazi

A person who hates every update even if it's bad or good
Person1: What do you this about the new discord update? I like it.
Person2: It's absolute shit. I'm quitting
Person1: What an update nazi
by heyonow August 9, 2019
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Verbal Updater

Someone who brings up facebook, or twitter status updates in face-to-face conversations.
Hey man, you see my wall-post last night?

Dude, don't be such a verbal updater, keep those things on the web
by runswithwords December 10, 2010
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windows update

(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs.
i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.
by Agent Spork November 13, 2003
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Automatic Updates

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.
noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!
by Home slice May 22, 2005
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