unlockment

combination of the words “achievement” and “unlocked”

Person 1 (puts on glasses for the first time) : “Wow I can actually see your face now! That is such a nice unlockment.”

by aloeverascentedlotion October 16, 2021

Unlockable Beards

Exceptionally good, or necessary.

Medal of Honor has unlockable beards? UNLOCKABLE BEARDS!

by David divad June 22, 2010

New memory unlocked

Having a ex having memories of and ex

New memory unlocked today gang

by monkeypoodoo11 February 8, 2023

unloosen

The opposite of loosen. Often used when referring to removing hardware, however it actually means to tighten. An oxymoron.

Hey bill, unloosen that seat bolt so I can sit on my bike.

by J25 September 8, 2005

unhookupable

Beat, wack, mad scathed in the genitalia area, beautifully challenged, anti-hott, so ridonculously fugly that no testosterone-possessing human would ever consider in their sober or non-sober state-of-mind to think about in any shape or form every touching even their pinky toe to this human being

John Robert Weiss: On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you consider Fat Jess

Check: Unhookupable

by John Robert Weiss December 7, 2004

Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.

-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!

by Dali91 November 24, 2011

uncooked chicken nugget

Roman Alan Cain

Roman is and uncooked chicken nugget.

by Jonathan Bob January 25, 2018