A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”
by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020
Get the super quantum unit intel processor mug.A male unicorn; a mythical creature with powers of attraction so alluring that women want to be with him and men admire and want to befriend him. Often also known as a "Jack", the unitiger is often idolized as an object of sexual and sensual desire, in groups and threesomes. He is intelligent with sexy eyes and brutally honest.
"Damn, I thought my unicorn status would never be threatened, then I met this unitiger last night and it was like, game on!"
by VL100214 September 6, 2015
Get the unitiger mug.by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017
Get the United Airlines mug.An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.
by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010
Get the Koesser Unit mug.Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
Get the first lady of the United States mug.UnitedSexaddicts is the southern California based epitome of "transgender" bisexual sex club - with live cams "wild" one off sex parties every week of the year. People from all walks of life every shape size age and race feel welcome here. Premium memberships for transgender and female is absolutely "free for life". No credit card or strings attached required to join - You can cancel out any time or stay as long as you please. The chat room is very entertaining nightly with members
Several locations in the So Cal region to choose from complete with everything from private parties to 4000 sq feet of party space - toys - equipment - sex rooms - and just about anything u can think of imaginable to fulfill your fantasies. The club and his/her hand picked host administration are extremely friendly helpful and always add to the life of the party. They do a wonderful job of throwing parties year round and the club has a great chat room on site with live cams daily.
Members are welcome to cam - and the club respects the privacy of those who prefer to not to be on cam as well. Free food and refreshments - free parking and some of the hottest looking people on the planet can be seen here on the site and at the parities. Girls get in free guys pay unless they bring a girl with - party entree discounts are available for guys thru the site and membership discounts for guys as well.
Several locations in the So Cal region to choose from complete with everything from private parties to 4000 sq feet of party space - toys - equipment - sex rooms - and just about anything u can think of imaginable to fulfill your fantasies. The club and his/her hand picked host administration are extremely friendly helpful and always add to the life of the party. They do a wonderful job of throwing parties year round and the club has a great chat room on site with live cams daily.
Members are welcome to cam - and the club respects the privacy of those who prefer to not to be on cam as well. Free food and refreshments - free parking and some of the hottest looking people on the planet can be seen here on the site and at the parities. Girls get in free guys pay unless they bring a girl with - party entree discounts are available for guys thru the site and membership discounts for guys as well.
UnitedSexAddicts recently celebrated it's 6th year anniversary with adding a brand new party facility in the Inland empire. Membership is over 11,000 strong and growing every day as of 2013. This is the one and only club of it's kind on the west coast. The site welcomes new members globally and has an open house policy to new ideas and party ventures for all to enjoy. An absolute paradise for the transgender community and beyond!
by punkygina October 10, 2013
Get the unitedsexaddicts mug.A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.
1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)
1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)
1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)
by IH8XC November 1, 2005
Get the crunk unit mug.