wet uncle sam

when somebody lubricates thier fist and inserts it into ones butthole in a punching motion.

" dude my girlfriend is a freak. last night she let me give her a wet uncle sam!"

by R.I.P Geoff July 12, 2009

Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

Uncle Sloppy Sam

giving someone a hand job, with your mouth, whilst humming the national anthem

For the 4th of July i decided to give my boyfriend the ultimate patriot's gift, an Uncle Sloppy Sam

by TruGun October 8, 2011

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017

uncle same

An asian guy on youtube that makes videos talking in an asian accent.

"Dit chew no dat i lie to dos da dansing" - uncle same

by A.LIZZLE April 27, 2008

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Uncle Sambo

Since our president is a black guy instead of a white guy Uncle Sam is now Uncle Sambo.

So the president wants to spread the wealth around and raise my taxes? Well, Uncle Sambo can kiss my ass!

by Nickelman November 15, 2010