Mate 1: Hey!, who is that cunt on the field giving free kicks to Richmond
Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire
Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire
by lashedwalnut979 August 4, 2018
Get the afl umpire mug.A last-resort term used desperately to insult a male who is defeating a female fairly and squarely in a debate or an argument. Popularized by tennis champion Serena Williams.
Carl: Ur mom gae.
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Maria: Heyyyyyy... you're being a sexist umpire!!!
Crowd: Oof... shots fired
Carl: *retreats in order to salvage what dignity he has left*
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Maria: Heyyyyyy... you're being a sexist umpire!!!
Crowd: Oof... shots fired
Carl: *retreats in order to salvage what dignity he has left*
by H3H3FupaLord October 12, 2018
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Sathish is a boy from Chennai who is well known for his social name internet umpire which is a twitter entertainment account , he a exiquisite love towards team Chennai super kings and its player's
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Heisenberg is a person who make cricket more intresting using his sarcastic tweets
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Heisenberg is a person who make cricket more intresting using his sarcastic tweets
by Jobless Typer ! December 13, 2020
Get the Internet Umpire mug.bumpire: Someone who monitors da activities of moochers and vagrants, uneven surfaces, or people's posteriors
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin
gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin
gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling
Other examples of alphabetical umpires include:
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs
by QuacksO April 15, 2021
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