Ulster

see northern ireland

by beef hallion June 11, 2003

Ulster Museum

Large building or hole full of worthless nothingness. Don't miss sixties maniquins with eyes that follow you around the room!! and funny smelling exhibits that remind you of jungle jims. (Thanks Hugo!!) Use this as an escape from school trips to Queen's university!

I thorougly enjoyed my visit to the ulster museum! the nothingness was overwhelming.

by Hendysan September 12, 2003

The red hand of Ulster

This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.

'Don't go there!'
'Why?'
'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'

by Jimmybobby123 November 30, 2007

ulster fry

A twisted and inferior take on the Full-English breakfast.

Give me a Full English over an Ulster Fry any day!

by Brummie Stu April 15, 2006

ulster project

The most bad ass group of people to ever live. People who survive this epic adventure are blessed with infinite knowledge and have the aesthetic body of a god. The most memorable Ulster Project ever was the 2013 group to Lake Charles where shit went down and the culture of South America was forever changed.

Guy1: were you on the ulster project

Guy2: yeah

Guy1: yeah i thought so you're ripped brah

by Jeff Brah December 30, 2013

Ulster bank

Means to have a wank or masterbate

"Here lads I'm away to have an Ulster bank(wank) over at wee pussy cats profile pictures"

by Bigdickgiles September 1, 2016

Udster7

A very good gamer poggggggggggggg

Udster7 is way better than me

by Arnold hater October 28, 2021