i'm ugly!

what most attractive people say

Person 1: "Ohh, God, spare me, I'm ugly!"
Person 2: "Just shut the fuck up."

by Person (: September 5, 2010

Ugly Slut Weekend

Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend, or, USW actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"

I heard Ugly Slut Weekend started at SJU, which I can definitely believe considering the amount of Jersey girls that go there

by papa moyer May 15, 2010

uglyhot

A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.

"Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!"

"He's not hot, he's uglyhot."

"Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I'd totally do him."

by LabAssistant July 8, 2009

showbiz for ugly people

This is a humorus comment about politics and politicians.

You know that politics is just showbiz for ugly people!

by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2021

uglaideous

ugly and hideous at the same time.

Girl, have you seen kaitlyn? Oh my god she was so uglaideous today gurl, her weave that shit was uglaideous.

by peaceoutloser March 17, 2015

Cartoon Ugly

When someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person

Joe: Hey Frito, would you bang Rita?

Frito: No way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!

Joe: Yeah man, and I heard the Warner brothers gave her the Eiffel tower too...

by Joe Bowers, Pvt February 12, 2010

do ugly

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.

Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019