Two Bob Rocket

Used to describe when one is displeased with something

John "Did you see that cunt mccoist at the game at the weekend?"

Dougie " Aye a did , wit a fuckin Two Bob Rocket "

John "hm?"

by dougiebhoy January 13, 2009

two bob jake

Cheap male slut. Usually used as an insult.

Tristan - "My, you are a cock, Zebediah."

Zebediah - "Fuck you, you two bob jake."

by Daniel Burgess February 2, 2004

twoob

combination of twat and noob

stfu and gtfo you twoob

by x.p.x July 30, 2008

log twobbling

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.

Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.

by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010

twoob

(Twilight + n00b) someone that hasn't read all of the books in the Twilight series.

"She obviously was a twoob, since she didn't know vampires sparkle."

by brownhorse January 16, 2009

twobby

To lobby using the social networking site Twitter.

I am going to twobby the shit out of this BBC journalist to accurately represent the middle-east crisis.

by jgertrude March 8, 2013

Twobbler

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).

Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017