twix

adj.
1. to be confused
2. for something to be confusing

1. I am so twix right now!...or... Man, that dude is twix.
2. This book is F***ing twix.

by Kchicken October 12, 2005

Twix

Stupid, Annoying, Noob. Often used to refer to someone who frantically masturbates to pictures of very old, ugly women. Rhymes with pricks.

Twix never had a girlfriend. If he did, her name was rosie palms.

by Corrozus March 10, 2005

twix

this word doesn't mean much on it's own. but once put together with the word bable(which doesn't mean anything either), makes the best expression in the world! bable-twix total man!

-hey man, what are u up to?
- hey dude, i just had the awesomess party ever!
- oh man! bable-twix total dude!

by bc14a November 30, 2006

Twix

Some shitty tasting candybar.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

twix

Two fat joints (or marijuana cigarettes for those who somehow don't know what a joint is.)

We can smoke these twix.

by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

twix

the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD

hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice

by KAY!&@( November 3, 2021

Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022