Twisticle

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.

Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.

by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012

Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil

Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"

by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017

don't get your knickers in a twist

when one gets upset or crazy over something most people think is unimportant

Sally don't get your knickers in a twist over that split milk on the floor, silly Sally!

by MoreBudlight November 10, 2013

Tiffany-Twisted

From the Eagles song, "Hotel California." It was used to describe a woman in love with power and money.

Her mind is Tiffany-Twisted
She got the Mercedes Bens
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls "friends"

by Tifmcd June 4, 2009

twist

a derogatory term used for someone who gets their kicks by playing mind games or toys with people's hearts

So she lead me on and then told me she was already sleeping with someone else. She's a fuckin' twist.

by SumuthaDude January 20, 2011

Gulliver Twist

The story of a poor Giant orphan who went to Liliput and asked for more

Gulliver Twist: "please sir, may I have some more?"
Emperor of Liliput: "How dare you! Are our tiny portions not enough for a giant like you? Off with your head!"

by escapepublishing December 18, 2010

Twisted Metal

A game for Playstation, Playstation 2, and PSP involving vehicles armed with guns, missiles, and anything destructive. The game has many sequels, all of which involving 2 of the same characters:
Sweet Tooth -- An evil clown with a flaming head. Runs an ice cream truck in which he killed people in before he was in the Contest.
Calypso -- Head of the Twisted Metal contest. Grants wishes to the winner of the contest, but often twists the wishes to his own delight.

Player one: Sweet Tooth will destroy you!

Player two: Wrong! *initiates special attack*

Player one: Oh my god! You killed me!

Player two: Thats Twisted Metal, PUNK! Bow down to me.

by Armthehobos August 6, 2007