twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 9, 2021

twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 1, 2014

twitter

a bird app where I go to laugh at memes, troll peebrains, and give second hand embarrassment whenever Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder get owned by Hasanabi.

School
Twitter
Sleep
Repeat

by uarefads June 1, 2021

twitter

an online lock box

"Hold on. I'm tioxting mah twitter."

by Raed Atteyeeah December 28, 2008

twitter

the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter

that woman has a smelly twitter

by liam345 November 23, 2009

twitter

A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring

Twitter - Think about it.

by Dialectic You May 2, 2009

twitter

mother. A shortened form of twittermater (now obsolete, being a compination of twitterpated and mater, the latin word for mother).

Get away from me, you fuck! I'll tell Twitter!

by Doolsey January 1, 2005