twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 9, 2021

twitter

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

by i have severe brain damage June 24, 2021

twitter

a bird app where I go to laugh at memes, troll peebrains, and give second hand embarrassment whenever Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder get owned by Hasanabi.

School
Twitter
Sleep
Repeat

by uarefads June 1, 2021

twitter

an online lock box

"Hold on. I'm tioxting mah twitter."

by Raed Atteyeeah December 28, 2008

twitter

the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter

that woman has a smelly twitter

by liam345 November 23, 2009

twitter

A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring

Twitter - Think about it.

by Dialectic You May 2, 2009

twitter

mother. A shortened form of twittermater (now obsolete, being a compination of twitterpated and mater, the latin word for mother).

Get away from me, you fuck! I'll tell Twitter!

by Doolsey January 1, 2005