Twisted Tea

The tea that will smack the life out of racists.

1st dude: Hey did you see the vid of the twisted tea guy?
2nd dude: Oh yeah! He spanked this white dude saying the N word with a tea can?
1st dude: That’s the one!!

by rie666 December 29, 2020

Welcome to my Twisted Mind

The phrase every mid 2000's teen once used on their myspace/tumblr bio.

"It's not a phase mom!" The teen said while writing on her blog entitled "Welcome to my Twisted Mind".

by Babe420 July 25, 2015

dracula twisted

When you so turnt that you die

Dannnmm, DeShawn got dracula twisted last night at the club... we at his funeral now

by Thyl April 28, 2019

Oklahoma Twister

A sexual act where you insert a small quail up your anus and cover your knees with crushed bees and feet with the waste of a sexually frustrated albino chimp. All the while replacing the alternator on a 67 Chevy.

It’s impossible to do the Oklahoma Twister with one leg.

by Whipcrack January 9, 2020

Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a women suck on his dick while her mouth is stuffed with turkey stuffing and then moves in a bay blade like motions on the dick.

Joel was being Double Turkey Twistered while the team was being Fucked over on hardcore Domination match.

by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020

Double Turkey Twister

When she has something stuffed like food (Preferably Turkey) in her mouth and then she gives head then she spins counter and clockwise back to back
while repeating

Nick was giving a Double Turkey Twister to a random teammate while the boys were playing hardcore domination

by Turkey Twister Master April 14, 2020

Titty Twister

To twist somebodies nipple using your fingers with force.

Or applying any device than can pinch a human's nipples that spins.

That shit idiot put a power drill chuck on his nipple and got the worst Titty Twister that the emergency room has ever seen. The doc said it will probably wind up to be a mangled up Purple Nurple now.

by $hIti0T June 16, 2014