by Haribo218 December 12, 2019
A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
by CUMLICKER 2 November 21, 2009
When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.
by Shitstain McGillicutty February 21, 2017
The act of rubbing a woman's clitoris. There are numerous Nord Twiddling techniques. Twiddling the Nord (clit) comes from the work Twiddle that means to rub your index finger and thumb together in a circular motion with slight pressure causing heat.
Hey man, Jenny loves to have her Nord Twiddled. Oh really, I did not realize that you were such an expert Nord Twiddler. Yes, she loves for me to Twiddle the Nord.
by allnightdiver July 02, 2009
Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.
by KrazzzyKat October 08, 2008
getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
by JBeck November 16, 2007
That twiddle weed violated me.
by Liam Murphy June 03, 2003