Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

freshman twenty

Also known as the "Freshman Fifteen," this refers to weight (typically 10-15 lbs 5-7kg) that first-year college undergrads often gain. The process is multifactorial, but contributing factors include:

1) Greasy dorm cafeteria food.
2) The readily available pizza and fast food in most college towns.
3) Being forced to eat 3 large meals a day, rather than being free to graze.
4) The fact that many Freshmen who did participate in sports in high school do not continue with their athletics in college.
5) Increased alcohol consumption (alcohol has 100-200 calories per drink, more for sugary liqeurs like Irish Creme).

Incoming Freshmen who are concerned about the Freshman twenty should talk to a doctor or nutritionist to learn about helpful tips for avoiding weight gain.

by DocLightning June 13, 2004

Vagina Tent

A colloquialism used to describe a female condom.

Bill: Hey Tom, did you have unprotected sex with Ally last night?

Tom: No, she had a vagina tent, so it was cool.

by UrbanDic13 May 27, 2013

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.

From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?

by Telephony December 30, 2013

Shooting in the tent

Infighting
1)When you and/or someone else Criticize a friend or a Political Party, or a News organization that lean towards your political affiliation, but don't agree on specifics and practicalities that fit your niche of that political affiliation.
In other words, you have the same broad worldview of how things should be but you disagree on the specifics.

2)One might blame another for "shooting in the tent" when he criticizes and chastises members of his own political party while the opponents of said party can gain power on the back of "Infighting".

The metaphor is for a guy that has a guy in a tent and has beef with one person and tries to shoot him while endangering his friends as well.

"Man, you really have to stop Shooting in the tent. we're all on the same side after all."

"You don't have to agree 100% and still work for the bigger issues.

But if you keep shooting in the tent you will bring all of us down!"

by Dave_Says April 24, 2019

Tent maker

Female equivalent of “panty dropper;” a hot woman that makes a man pitch a tent, ie get a hard on

Dude, did you see the new brunette they hired? She’s a real tent maker!

by Urban legenz January 28, 2021

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots are just two local beans just trying to stay low, and stay alive. Tyler Joseph, the singer is the big bean, he's known for screaming instead of singing. Josh Dun is the baby bean and he is known for back flips and coffee

A: Twenty One Pilots is a nice band
B; Yeah, Josh doesn't get enough credit though

by alaskatheglitch October 7, 2016