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tweeterrhia 

When you start tweeting uncontrollably. You just can not stop.
I was checking my mentions and got hit with a crazy case of tweeterrhia. Sorry for flooding your timeline.

Lone Tweeter 

A person with little or no followers, but updates their Twitter anyway.
*Ann just updated her twitter from Twitterberry*

John: Why do you update your twitter when you have no followers?

Ann: I guess I'm just a Lone Tweeter.
Lone Tweeter by JFuhresh May 15, 2009

serial tweeter 

Somebody who posts too many Tweets on Twitter. They post about everything that happens in their life. Your Twitter dashboard is consumed by Tweets from this ONE PERSON.
@example1: I just saw the coolest bird.

@example1: Oh man, this is a good sandwich.

@example1: My dad is such a homosexual.

@example2: @example1 you are a serial Tweeter!!

Google and Tweeter

A person who goes on google looking for quotes to tweet on their twitter and pass off as their own thoughts.
Chad: Dude I unfollowed Rick on twitter, and you should do the same.
Tom: Why? What's wrong with him?
Chad: All he does is tweet quotes from google and pretend he made them up like me and his other 30 followers are stupid.
Tom: Ugh, he's such a Google and Tweeter.
Chad: Right, google and tweeters have no room on my timeline.
Google and Tweeter by ihearthead August 19, 2011

Tweetsdom 

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
Tweetsdom by rperazag June 18, 2010

tweeter-totter

an argument on twitter between two people, usually about something funny or pointless.
Those girls are on the tweeter-totter debating who is hotter... rob or taylor.
tweeter-totter by chiica July 24, 2009