Tweetster

A person that tweets his or her photos videos along with text links on tweetster dot me.

"Hey tweetster me the photos or video" "Tweetster me it" Referring to a image or video. "at 'your network'.." on tweetster.me

by tweetster February 15, 2010

Tweetsex

When people openly have cyber sex on twitter, not in the DM's (Direct Messages)

@DouchebagGuy: oh @HotChick I wanna feel your monkey sauce all over me
@HotChick: oh yes @DouchebagGuy you feel so good inside of me *moans*

This is a man and women engaging in Tweetsex

by AD88 December 17, 2012

tweetsitter

Tweetsitter: (n) One who has access to and watches another's twitter feed and deletes any inappropriate tweets as they appear.

The "inadvertent" retweet from Trump with a picture of a train running over a CNN reporter must have been deleted by his White House tweetsitter.

by NPRAddict August 15, 2017

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

hiney tweets

What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.

It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018

Tweenster

Suburban white bread 5th and 6th graders, who think they know everything, and do not want to be referred to as "children".
-They have no real music tastes of their own, and just listen to what's on the weekly top 40 chart, because they think it makes them seem "cool".

- Frequently shop at stores like "Hollister" and "Aeropostal" with the 200 dollars their parents give them for clothing that they "need". These tweenies think it's cool to shop in the "teenager" stores, and buy all the size 0s and Xsmalls.

-They often have high priced electronic accessorys that no 10 year olds needs. Such as an "iPhone".

-Most have either Middle aged mothers who still think they're 20, or overweight, dumpy moms who try to live their life through their child.

-Warning! they will get extremely offended if you in any way imply that they are still a child.

Normal 10 year old- "Wanna go play with dolls?"
Tweenster 10 year old- "WTF no, dolls are for 9 year olds, stupid."

by PseudonymixYah March 14, 2009

Ghetto Tweets

When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.

Examples of Ghetto Tweets:

#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb

#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"

by Lavezzi May 21, 2010