tweaktap

A reapted tap on the bet button on slot machines around the Pevely MO area due to anxiety and extra energy often due to a narcotic called desoxyn AKA: METH

Adam: what should I do
C@$h: what your gonna wanna do is tweaktap until you make profit
Adam: what if I don't win
C@$h: then tweaktap again

by Xanban420 March 31, 2021

Teatard

A word invented by progressive internet trolls who lack the intellectual ability to argue a position on it's own merit.

"I have no counter argument for your statements so I'm just going to call you names like "Teatard" because I can't think above a 10 year old level.

by a REAL liberal August 22, 2011

Teatard

A resident of the U.K., England in particular, who is considered dim or ridiculous.

Last night I saw a wasted, high dude running from the cops, screaming slurs and cussing them out in a British accent. Must be a Teatard!

by Geegee Gee January 29, 2014

teatard

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010

teatard

someone who drinks so much tea, the become retarded

Bob: Lay off that tea man.
Phil: Why should I.
Bob: 2 times 2
Phil: Nail Sneaker Doorknob
Bob: You fucken teatard

by Dan Travis January 31, 2009

TeaTard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham. It was on this day Jim became a TeaTard.

by Kirks Monkey January 24, 2010

tweentard

A preteen (or teen/adult that acts like a preteen) that lacks the ability to critically think, takes selfies incessantly, uses the phrase "I can't even" daily, and generally contributes nothing to society.

My comment on her post will most likely start a flamewar among her tweentard friends.

by TheRealJarbs November 25, 2014