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twatwaffles

Twatwaffles is one of the most well known group chats to the BambinoBecky community. it is full of absolute bitches who don’t stop talking. They are somehow always included in some sort of drama but that is only because they are extremely popular and live rent free in everyones heads. The girls are actually very pleasant people and aren’t as bad as people make out. if you ever come across a twatwaffle, say hello, they welcome everyone.
oh the twatwaffles are tweeting about how much becky loves them again
by beckyBUTbecky September 14, 2021
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Twotwaffle

A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.
G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.
by Agentthot February 4, 2021
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twatwaffle

Recently added to the endangered species list; Envied and by all, A twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around on rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset." Morning wood is myth, men everywhere are having sudden, spontaneous erections after they've been exposed to a twatwaffle. If said erection lasts longer than four hour, consult your physician. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky, you can often find them digging around in medical waste or pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine.
Businesswoman: "Is that a pencil sharpener in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
by Fe-Fe Beaux Bananahammock June 17, 2009
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twatwaffleness

A poor excuse of a woman with vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle yet the owner of this vagina still believes she is panda vagina status!
I'm in no mood to handle her twatwaffleness today!
by MS.KUP November 26, 2014
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Twaut Waffle

Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.
Jack went down on Jill and thought he was eating breakfast. Twaut Waffle
by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017
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twatwaffle

an interesting word used in place of douchebag.

can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
ex: well god damnit woman, why you got to be such a twatwaffle?

ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
by nunsgonewild121 March 7, 2011
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Twuntwaffle

Combining the phrases "twunt" (use the search function for additional information" and "waffle"(a delicious breakfest meal), a twuntwaffle describes one who has annoying tendancies, yet is irresistible and reluctantly loveable.
You may be a twuntwaffle, Bill Pinto, but you've got moxie. I love it.
by Jose Guavo April 19, 2014
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