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twatistic

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010
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teststickler

A person who defines a set of principles and chooses not to follow them.
During the COVID pandemic Mubin had his own set of restrictions which he followed and didn’t follow- all dependent on whatever best suited him. Not a stickler but a teststickler.
by Wax77 March 24, 2021
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twatstika

i know a bunch of these crazy racist twatstikas
by theMadHatter April 20, 2006
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twatsickle

A man's penis; A prostidude's means of satisfying a woman.
Look at the size of that twatsickle!
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.
by Krunk_Punk October 9, 2008
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twatastic

Even better than fantastic (if that is possible)
1. That girls box is twatastic.
2. It was twatastic to see that guy fall to his death of the 3 foot cliff.
by bt March 5, 2003
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twatsickle

when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.
an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.
by connor savage April 11, 2008
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Twatsicle

1) A twat that hasn't been used in atleast 38 years and is so cold from not being in use that has actually frozen over.
2) A Eskimo's vagina
1) "My vagina hasnt been touched in so long its a twatsicle"
2) "Man i wanna get me some of that twatsicle!"
by metal_thrashing_mad November 19, 2011
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