tuborg

Greatest danish beer ever.

That day the boy took a Tuborg instead of a Carlsberg; Alas he was now a man.

by RottenMeat February 18, 2004

Clitorial Tutorial

The process of teaching a unexperienced guy the in's and out's during his first sexual encounter (with a woman).

"Girl he had no idea what he was doing, I had to give him a clitorial tutorial"

by Indychk August 16, 2005

tumor cheese

The burnt, highly-processed, delicious cheese fused to the plastic container of a microwaved frozen entree. It is almost certainly a potent carcinogen.

When eating my Stouffer's Chicken Enchiladas, I always save my tumor cheese for last.

by KayJayVee August 22, 2011

Tuxhorn

Someone who is the absolute best at everything they do, if someone has the last name Tuxhorn... don’t get in their way.

Bill: omg dude he is such a Tuxhorn
Mark: ik man I wish we were Tuxhorn’s

by _succ_the_zucc May 27, 2018

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010

Nail polish tumor

The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.

by oxfordskank September 11, 2011

brain tumor

a brain tumor is a tumor in your brain. it might kill you, which sucks big time if you get one. which i have.
you can get surgery, but surgery might kill you as well.

i have a brain tumor, and i hate it.

by stine August 18, 2005