Tuscan Handshake

The act of twisting out a flacid penis.

Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.

by Taste of Tuscany April 26, 2009

Tucson lobster

n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.

It's spring break in San Diego, let's go bag some Tucson lobsters!

by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010

tuscan choke

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.

Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.

by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013

Tucson

A city in Arizona full of unloyal ass bitches and niggas. Very rare to find love here or any type of friendship because nobody is solid here. Everybody hoes around and expects to be treated right lol bye

Person 1- "Damn she look like a hoe"
Person 2- "yeah she prolly from tucson"

by Jellyblob12 February 27, 2019

Tucson

A city of 500,000 in southern Arizona. Receives a lot of crap from everyone but is actually a really cool city. It's a place of self-made artists, vibrant colors, great mexican food, racial diversity, liberal culture, sunshine, and a whole lot of down to earth grittiness. Sure, it's fucking hot all summer- but winters are great, and in spring the desert blooms and is gorgeous. Sunsets here are amazing. The mountains are beautiful. The old architecture is fascinating (take a stroll through an old neighborhood to check it out!), and did you know that it has two of the top-rated high schools in the entire country? Not a good place for people who want to live in a perfect, clean, crimeless, uneventful, uninteresting piece of shit town. Also not a place for conservative assholes or anyone who hates mexicans. Tucson has real culture and real drama and real beauty. I love it here.

I'm moving to Tucson, it is the shit

by egregiouswaffle December 21, 2009

tucson

A metropolis in Arizona which is populated mainly by retirees, students, and people taking the long road to nowhere. General employment is limited to franchise restaurants that pay bare minimum wage. "Sites" to see include pharmacies, golf courses and tiny strip malls that were built in the last 10 years. Oh yes, there is also some pretty geography, but could be seen in the comfort of your own home - on a postcard.

1. Welcome to Tucson, AZ: The Big City with a Small Town Mentality.

by YouTellMe February 16, 2007

Tuscani

A Canadian and Korean version of the Hyundai Tiburon which is one of the best cars for the money.

Dude, did you see that Tuscani speed by?

Yeah, it looked really nice.

by td March 26, 2004