turtlefoot

A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.

B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"

A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"

by lolturtle July 2, 2009

turtleback

When a man orgasms on a female's back, then gets her to fall asleep on her back. While asleep, the semen adheres to the woman's back and to the bed, such that when she awakens and attempts to get up, she is unable, which leaves her to flail her arms and legs like an overturned turtle.

I turtlebacked that ho' and when she woke up was stuck frontside up.

by G-lenn March 7, 2009

Turtlebitch

A person who has Turtle Beach headphones and doesn't mute their mic for background noise.

"That person is annoying the crap out of me with all that background noise. He is being such a Turtlebitch"

by MuteRu October 9, 2011

turtledove

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

by YoJimmy November 5, 2006

Turtleson

A bitch ass nigga.

Most Turtleson are ghetto Mexicans.
Guy 1: Who's that idiot?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just a Turtleson...

by FuckkFresno November 27, 2012

turtleholic

A person who is obsessed with turtles and would die without them. They need turtles in order to survive the hardships of everyday life.

"Yea, Susie's in rehab because she's a turtleholic."

by JJJHS April 29, 2014

turtleophagus

this is what we call brayden when he doesn’t answer the fantastic izabella jorja bishop

dw braydens just being a turtleophagus

by dickalophagus May 18, 2020