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Turdament

A rest room encounter in which two stalled bathroom attendees are both faced with a desire to NOT beat the opposing attendee to the finish line (often called the flush line).

The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.

A rare phenomenon called a Turdament occurs when neither stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.

The Turdament winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.
Hey Tim, you'll never believe how long I had to sit and wait before I won a Turdament today. My lower intestine was more uncomfortable than a lengthy pelvic examination performed by a man with two wooden hands.
by unitedstains September 12, 2013
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Gentleman's Tournament

A beer pong tournament in which teams dress up in formal attire. The rules are very basic, allowing no re-racks, no bounce shots, no bring backs, and always having a chance for rebuttal. Generally, the classiest dressed gets recognition as there is humor in those who over do it.
Guy 1: "Who won the Gentleman's Tournament last week?"

Guy 2: "The team with the monocles."
by ThatGuy20 May 8, 2012
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Grand Slam tournament

A long warm-up session for Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal before the final that oppose them.
Nadal and Federer will make it to the final of this Grand Slam tournament. The only question is how many sets will they drop on the way.
by willywannabite September 11, 2007
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Tournament in AC

A thing that you use when you are financially in need of money.

A way to get out of debt.
Ex: Johnny was short on cash, so he entered a Tournament in AC
by Trogdor the Burninator October 7, 2005
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The Triwizard Tournament

When you vomit, cum and shit yourself all at the same time.
I experimented with The Triwizard Tournament and then blamed on my grandad.
by Subi10@hotmail.com July 31, 2014
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tournament

1. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who takes pleasure from eagerly following all aspects of sports.

2. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who thinks he's cool because he's kind of a big deal at sports.

3. Legit (esp. when relating to one's ability at playing sports)
1. Guy: Damn man, let's make a trade in fantasy football! Unfortunately, LaJaMarquis DeWilliams is injured, but based on the new trading rules...

Bro: That guy is SO tournament.

2. Guy: Pshhh. Who reads books. I was too busy this weekend cuz I was playing in the regional AAU tournament in Indy...

Bro: Damn. That guy is so tournament.

3. (Bro hits a ballin' cross court pingpong shot)

Bro: I am SO STRAIGHT UP TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!
by FixedActionPattern May 11, 2010
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Teams consist of 6 players. At the start of each series, teams will be placed on opposing sides of their designated tables. FCG will determine the amount of beverage to be poured into each cup at the start of each competition. FCG will designate the side of the table that will start the race. Games begin with a gentleman’s tap (tap cups, down to the table, up to the mouth). Once the tap is completed, the relay race begins. Once a cup’s contents are finished, the player must place the cup mouth up on the edge of the table. The cup will be flipped from this position until it lands mouth down. Players cannot touch their cup until the previous player’s cup is 100% face down on the table. The remaining players will repeat the same process until all members have successfully flipped their cups. In the event that the last 2 cups land and settle at the same time, the game will is considered a do-over. The first team to successfully flip all of their cups wins the round. The first team to win 4 times will win the best of 7 series. Each player must flip each game and can only use one hand to flip cups. Players who spill or pour out excessive beverage from their cup will have to start over.
The Flip Cup Guys love to play Flip Cup (FlipCupGuys.com Tournament Version).
by Flip Cup Guys February 21, 2008
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